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*Kairi has logged on!
*Sora has logged on!
*Axel has logged on!
Sora: Ummm… hey Kairi <3
Axel: …
Kairi: I like Riku, NOT you, Sora. ^_^
Sora: Ummm… but I AM Riku!
Axel: … no you’re not.
Sora: Yes I am.
Kairi: Fine, I like Sora. <3
Sora: …eh?
Axel: I’m Sora!
Sora: No you’re not!
*Kairi has logged off!
Sora: You meanie.
*Sora has logged off!
Axel: I’m all aloooone. I need someone to hold…
*Riku has logged on!
*Sora has logged on!
*Kairi has logged on!
Sora: I love you Kairi <3
Riku: No, I do <3 <3
Axel: Finally! Someone to hold! Wanna make-out, Kairi?
Not Kairi: Who is Kairi?
Sora: Heeeeyyy… where did Kairi go?
Riku: “Not Kairi” is Kairi!
Axel: KAIRI! Let’s make-out when Sora’s not looking!
Kairi: NO! I don’t like Sora or Axel, but I LOVE Riku!
Riku: Really? Let’s go in the bed, Kairi! <3 <3 <3
Kairi: Ok… I don’t like Sora, Axel or Riku now!
Axel: Noooo!
Riku: Noooo!
Sora: … what? Oh yeah… Noooo!
*Roxas signed on!
*Namine signed on!
Roxas: Um… hello?
Namine: I don’t have a heart! :’(
Roxas: 8D Me neither! I looove you…
Namine: But… you don’t’ have a heart to love me with.
Roxas: Oh yeah… then Sora does!
Sora: Who… are you?
Kair does not like Sora, Axel or Riku: Yeah, who are you?
Roxas: Sora, I am you FATHER!
Sora: Noooooo!
Kairi: Does Sora have a mother?
Sora: Ummm…
Roxas: Namine.
Everyone else: …what?
Namine: Ro… Sora, I’m NOT! Your mother and I don’t like Roxas (because he’s Jesse McCartney)!
*Roxas has logged off!
Sora: … Mummy! <3
*Namine has logged off!
Axel: That was weird.
Riku: I love you Kairi. <3
Kairi: I’ve got to get new friends…
Sora: I’ll be your friend… <3
Kairi: Sora, you’re ALREADY my friend… :(
Sora: … a BOY-friend?
Kairi: NO!!!
Sora: :’( I’m gonna turn emo now…
Kairi: Nooo don’t! I don’t like emos. I love YOU, Sora!
Riku: Screw you guys.
*Riku logged off!
Axel: … I’m gonna turn emo now!
Sora: … REALLY?! I love you too, Kairi! 8D <3 (not emo) let’s make-out for HOURS in the bed! <3
Kairi: I love you all
*Riku signed on
Riku: =D
Axel: :D
Sora: KAIRI ADMITTED IT!!! Kiss meeeee! <3 <3
Riku: No, me! <3
Axel: Meeeee! <3
Kairi: *kiss to all*
*Santa Claus has logged on!
Santa: Kiss me Kairi, and you’ll be on my nice list!
Kairi: … O… K…
Santa: Please?
Sora: Don’t do it Kairi!
Kairi: I won’t if you get me a car =)
Sora: I’ll buy you one! DON’T KISS THE FAT-ASS!
Santa: Sora made it to my naughty list!
Kairi: Hmm… what kind of car?
Sora: Ummm… a Ferrari.
Santa: I can get you one for Christmas if you kiss me! <3
Kairi: Uh… *kisses Sora*
Santa: NOOOOO!!! *poof*
*Santa died!
Kairi: NOOO I killed Santa! :’(
Sora: But… you get a cool new Ferrari!
Kairi: …
Sora: Don’t cry, Kairi! I’ll be Santa for you!
Axel: Santa!
Riku: Santa!
Sora: No, not for you guys…
Kairi: But you’re not fat…
Sora: You… want me to get fat?
Axel: DO EEET!
Kairi: You can’t be Santa if you’re not fat.
Sora: FINE! I won’t be Santa if you don’t want me to.
*Santa has re-appeared from the dead!
Santa: I’ll be your Santa Kairi, I’m fat!
Kairi: Ok, because Sora was yelling at me! ^_^
Sora: I wasn’t yelling!
Santa: Let’s get in the bed, Kairi.
Kairi: Why does everyone say that?
Santa: Because everyone loves jolly fat guys.
Sora: Uh-oh, looks like Santa made it on his own naughty list.
To be  continued
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WTH did I just read?! LMAO, I loved it though.